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Post  g12x on Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:28 am

Well guys, i offically know how it was back then.
I accidently broke my "Last Resort" trying to refix it cuz my little sister started using it as well.

But, i wanna know what you guys do if your facing my situation ;D?
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Post  krystie on Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:21 am

i would fall back on my cleaning obession and my console games *nods*
that and i would prolly start a mass hysteria zombie scare by begining to leave my home more often and not for the sake of work
... im white..
...so very white...
and not used to socializing wif other ppl.. face to face..
yea id be shot in the face for being a zombie in like 3 hours tops

but srsly though.. i would maybe do some extra work to be able to afford a new one is it was so terrible
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Post  moeatem on Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:38 am

I would dust off the old commodore vic 20, and break out the wonderful cassette drive for saving programs on ! I would use the ancient compiler language to make a program that randomly selects the winning lottery numbers.I would get the program to pick them one billion times and keep track of which numbers came up most frequently. This would take appox 6 weeks to program.I would then run the program and wait for the answer to come.THis would take approx 6 more weeks to happen,if the power did not go out or someone does not accidentally turn the computer off. Like a hamster on his wheel, I anxiously wait for the spinning numbers to stop.I take said results and purchase the lottery ticket.Fook, I lose again!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWEVER, because it took so much time to do this with my ancient computer system and because I had to take care of the program like a wounded bird with one wing ripped off from an innocent passerby trying quite sweetly to pick it up,I save enuff money to buy entry level lap top they will sufficintly play crappelz. And you thought your last resort was bad!!!!!!!!! If this failed I also have a timex sinclair 1000, look up that ancient beast!
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Post  g12x on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:11 am

Lol haha xD
My last resort was a nds. Wink
I only use that when there is nothing to do at all.
The net was accidently taken out lol so i have to go simba on my itouch to get net. Luckyly in the whole house, only my room has net in some part. (about to be 3weeks no net.)
Since no net = ps3 useless.
Since no net = laptop useless.
Psp was smash years ago by some heavy kid ;(. R.I.P psp
N im not rly those people who watch tv, infact to save up i asked my mom to not bother puttin that in my room.
So yea... Stone Age.

Lol ive always help my mom cook, even i cook alone most of the times.
I always wash dishes.
Sweep the kitchen.
Mop the kitchen.
Clean the kitchen (tables, etc.)
Throw the trash.
My room is always clean, so i never have to clean it, but i pazs the vaccuum cuz i love the clean rug Wink.
I pass vaccuum in living room too.
So that usually my time at home. On my free time i look at the wall lol.
Still lookin for job, i came across a "help wanted" sign yesterday, but they are only hiring girls lol -_-.
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Post  g12x on Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:13 am

Oh and i have like 50 doctor appointments.
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Post  Grevender on Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:56 am

I dun dustend

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Post  krystie on Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:07 pm

g12x wrote:ps3 useless.
Psp was smash years ago by some heavy kid ;(. R.I.P psp
yeeaaa.. the ps3 is pretty useless.. glad you see it too
and the psp (piece of shyt portable) is crap too.. i know.. i have one.. so prolly wouldnt have made any stone age life difference if that kid didnt crush it.. and btw a kitten could crush a flimsy psp
g12x wrote:Still lookin for job, i came across a "help wanted" sign yesterday, but they are only hiring girls lol -_-.
and this.... dont worry if they were solely looking for women.. prolly was a stripper joint or some place that has like next to nothing as a uniform and would hafta put up wif nasty handsy customers and captian molesters as a boss... you wouldnt have wanted these jobs anyhow
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Post  g12x on Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:46 pm

krystie wrote:
g12x wrote:ps3 useless.
Psp was smash years ago by some heavy kid ;(. R.I.P psp
yeeaaa.. the ps3 is pretty useless.. glad you see it too
and the psp (piece of shyt portable) is crap too.. i know.. i have one.. so prolly wouldnt have made any stone age life difference if that kid didnt crush it.. and btw a kitten could crush a flimsy psp
g12x wrote:Still lookin for job, i came across a "help wanted" sign yesterday, but they are only hiring girls lol -_-.
and this.... dont worry if they were solely looking for women.. prolly was a stripper joint or some place that has like next to nothing as a uniform and would hafta put up wif nasty handsy customers and captian molesters as a boss... you wouldnt have wanted these jobs anyhow

Lol, ps3 useless without net Dx. Only my i-crap gets net when im outside, to the left of my stairs at the top. And in my room only gets net in the mid top place in my bed but has to be abit curved lol.

And your prob right lol, but sadly the job was at the luandry xD.
I dont mind folding clothes, sweeping there, mopping, passing that weird machine on the washing machine, or even washing others clothes Mad while using gloves.
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Re: Stone Age.

Post  feng on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:43 pm

I'll show some love to the PS3 <3
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|PS3 | (_)_)===D~~~ |xbox360|
My haters make me stronger.


Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Good luck.

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Post  Agame on Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:55 am

feng wrote:
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|PS3 | (_)_)===D~~~ |xbox360|

so you jerk on xbox360 while PS3 fucks you in the ass? Whats that called?
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Post  feng on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:31 am

Agame wrote:so you jerk on xbox360 while PS3 fucks you in the ass? Whats that called?

A good time lol

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Post  krystie on Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:40 am

Agame wrote:
feng wrote:
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|PS3 | (_)_)===D~~~ |xbox360|

so you jerk on xbox360 while PS3 fucks you in the ass? Whats that called?

no.. the 360 is such a turn on he can help but pull his cock out and explode all over it... i feel that way sometimes too.. but im not one of those girls who can ejaculate when i orgasim... so, ill jus show it love the good ole way by making it dinner and cuddling it
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Post  feng on Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:08 pm

krystie wrote:no.. the 360 is such a turn on he can help but pull his cock out and explode all over it... i feel that way sometimes too.. but im not one of those girls who can ejaculate when i orgasim... so, ill jus show it love the good ole way by making it dinner and cuddling it

@_@ i have no idea what i just read but I think I like it??

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Post  moeatem on Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:59 am

+1 I love you
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Post  Grevender on Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:26 am

krystie wrote:
Agame wrote:
feng wrote:
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|PS3 | (_)_)===D~~~ |xbox360|

so you jerk on xbox360 while PS3 fucks you in the ass? Whats that called?

no.. the 360 is such a turn on he can help but pull his cock out and explode all over it... i feel that way sometimes too.. but im not one of those girls who can ejaculate when i orgasim... so, ill jus show it love the good ole way by making it dinner and cuddling it
I have a remedy, pm me for further info I love you

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Post  feng on Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:24 am

Grevender wrote:I have a small pee pee, pm me for further info I love you

???

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Post  Grevender on Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:38 am

feng wrote:
Grevender wrote:I have a small pee pee, pm me for further info I love you

???
*smite gayness activated*

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Post  krystie on Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:28 am

i think tiny penises are cute.. i like to dress em up as different things.. clowns, physically handicapped elephants, dolphins..
and when the guy whines about it i jus smack them in the face wif my dildo and tell em to stfu bitch ive got a bigger dick then you and that makes me the man!!! now turn around ima show jus how big it is!!


that usually shuts em up...

... i wonder why i havent dated anyone in like over a decade....
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Post  Grevender on Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:11 pm

kwystits I love you login sometimes, I miss you

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Post  krystie on Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:09 am

Grevender wrote:kwystits I love you login sometimes, I miss you

luls.. liiieesssss
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Post  Grevender on Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:12 am

krystie wrote:
Grevender wrote:kwystits I love you login sometimes, I miss you

luls.. liiieesssss
lol no way, after all I am a man of honor....

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Post  krystie on Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:01 am

Grevender wrote:
krystie wrote:
Grevender wrote:kwystits I love you login sometimes, I miss you

luls.. liiieesssss
lol no way, after all I am a man of honor....

i almost hurt my tummy laughing so hard Razz
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Post  Grevender on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:34 am

krystie wrote:
Grevender wrote:
krystie wrote:
Grevender wrote:kwystits I love you login sometimes, I miss you

luls.. liiieesssss
lol no way, after all I am a man of honor....

i almost hurt my tummy laughing so hard Razz
do not understimate a man of honor...

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Post  krystie on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:53 am

Grevender wrote:do not understimate a man of honor...

youre not like... gonna gift me concrete shoes now are you?
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Post  Grevender on Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:11 am

krystie wrote:youre not like... gonna gift me concrete shoes now are you?
who knows What a Face

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